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Joke of the Day
"My pastor said the day gay marriage was made fully legal in the US was worse than 9/11."
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"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he were white? Alive"
"I tried to explain Pokemon to my 4-year-old. After hearing myself say it out loud, I'm pretty sure I ruined both of our childhoods."
"What is white and 14 inches long? Absolutely nothing. It's MLK weekend, lets have your best white jokes."
"Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop."
"A limerick for Guildford in Surrey At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry I had to act quick To cool down my dick So I stuck it into my McFlurry"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change shit."
"What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy"