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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the rope get any presents this year? He was very knotty."
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"Did you hear about the train that hit the deaf guy? Neither did he."
"2 Canadians are walking through the snow... The first one sees a boot in a nearby snowbank and says: ""Look, a boot"" The second one replies: ""About what?"""
"Physical Doctor gave me a physical and says I have to stop master bating. I ask why? He says ""because I'm giving you a physical"""
"You know what they do in West Virginia for Halloween? They pump kin"
"Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never pays: It rained Willie seven days."
"Did I tell you about the time I was going down on my grandmother? All I could taste was horse semen... So I thought to myself, ""this must be how she died!"""
"[job int] ""& what are your areas of weakness?"" [leans in so close my nose touches the interviewers] ""I don't like people touching my nose."""
"Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh it's all right. I know what's inside."
"""My wife is like Whiskey."" ""Oh yeah, she gets better with age?"" ""No, she gives me a headache."""