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Joke of the Day
"What would bears be without Bees Ears"
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"Is anyone on Twitter named Sarah Connor? If so, where do you live? Nothing to worry about, just a simple survey for my neural net processor."
"How to climb a flight of stairs? Step one Step two Step three"
"When is a pepper annoying? When it's jalapeno face"
"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."
"[paying at chipotle] ME: i got a burrito CLERK: that'll be ten dollars ME: with guac CLERK: that'll be ten thousand dollars"
"What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? A visit from the university board of ethics."
"What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands."
"My mom woke up early every morning to cut the crusts off my sandwiches for lunch at school. She knew the crusts were my favorite part. She hated me so much."
"shoot for the moon, even if u miss u'll forever be the one peopel point at and whispre ""thats the idiot who shot literal bulets at the moon"""