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Joke of the Day
"Just spent another day totally agreeing with everything pretty girls say."
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"i just found the HOTTEST porn video: ""girl uses logic during argument"". oh god, i'm gonna nut just typing thissssssfjdksfjsjfa.........."
"Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground."
"I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality... But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse."
"My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar. [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]"
"Why is Edward still in Russia? He's Snowden."
"You scream, I scream.... The cops come, its awkward."
"Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege."
"My sister lost her voice and told me this joke"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."