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Joke of the Day
"Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege."
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"why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side."
"The Quark joke Mad they are, the up is not the top. The down is no the bottom, they can be charming but also strange because they only stick to the same sex."
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