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Joke of the Day
"My sister lost her voice and told me this joke"
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"Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious."
"I just typed ""married"" and it came out ""martyred"". Damn smart phone is becoming self aware."
"Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds."
"PROFESSOR X: Quick! Magneto, save that bus full of kids! MAGENTO: I think you've got the wrong guy. *turns everything purple*"
"Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them."
"My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car."
"Donald Trump, This is.. (optional)"
"how many tourette sufferers does it twat to caun a light bollocks?"
"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."