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Joke of the Day

"i just found the HOTTEST porn video: ""girl uses logic during argument"". oh god, i'm gonna nut just typing thissssssfjdksfjsjfa.........."

"There was an orgy at the camp site last night... ... it was fucking in tents. I'll show myself out..."

"Out of all the things that go bump in the night... your parent's bed is definitely the scariest"

"I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub. ""What are we going to do after this?"" I asked her. She said, ""How does sex sound?"" I said, ""Soggy."""

"when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like ""wheeee!"""

"I once dated a mortician... it didn't work out because I'm not that much of a mourning person. Though she was a real head-turner."

"Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !"

"Today in linear algebra we were ranking matrices I said the first was the best then the second and the third was the worst"

"How does a gay man give a donation at the sperm bank? He farts in the cup."

"What do you call a room full of comatose people? A salad."