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Joke of the Day
"You scream, I scream.... The cops come, its awkward."
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"Girl: What do you like to do in your free time? Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really? I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know."
"A rainbow is doing a drug deal... The cops pull up and the rainbow yells ""I don't want to go back to prism!"""
"What is the best city to stream a movie? Buffa lo"
"What's the name of that movie with that actor in which the guy does that thing with that other thing in that place during that time?"
"Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!"
"Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt"
"I'm at the vets..... A man opposite me weeps with an empty cage in his arms. I'd be crying too if I were that forgetful."
"Do you like sex on tv? I tried once, but I fell off."