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Joke of the Day

"Told her I'd rather eat laundry than fold it and now I'm having boxers for breakfast."

"I printed out this website's logo and then I realised I didn't need it. Should I throw out the piece of paper or should I... Shreddit"

"My Home Internet Password 2kids1dog. Thats an orgy I don't want to be apart of."

"What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!"

"Celebrities are just like everyone else, they shouldn't be allowed to speak about politics unless they're saying something I agree with."

"- do u like green eggs & ham? - i do not like them, sam i am - but why? - animal agriculture leads to global warming sam read a goddamn book"

"I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people."

"Two men were in a courtroom... One was charged for eating battery acid, the other was charged of sticking fireworks up his ass The court charged one, and let the other off"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!"

"What's the great thing about 25 year olds? There's 20 of them."