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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office... Wearing nothing but seran wrap. The doctor looked at the man and replied, ""I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do."

"In 1752, Benjamin Franklin invented electricity because it was no longer considered humane to execute people using an acoustic chair."

"Vagina Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock Who's there? Marquis de Sade Marquis de Sade who? It's taking too long for you to de Sade to open up"

"Knock Knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"

"If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has just been robbed"

"I'm picking up some really good vibes from this guy... ...because he's not coming with me tonight. :("

"A guy walked up to me in the street today and yelled ""N B A G""... ...I thought to myself, that's bang out of order."

"The bad weather kept my friend Edward from going to work today He's Snowden"

"Terror attack in New York Thousands of people scream as Mariah Carey bombs Time Square"