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Joke of the Day
"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."
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"What is the difference between a stalking African Pygmy and a jogging Jane Fonda? One of them is a cunning runt."
"What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world? Send."
"What's worse than the Holocaust? Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time."
"My friend claims that he is a blacksmith But everything he makes is forged."
"Despite whatever Gene Simmons says, Chuck Norris IS Doctor Love."
"The Queen is so afraid of how the vote will turn out, she put Sam Smith in a boat circling Scotland singing ""Stay With Me"" into a megaphone."
"I'm such an alcoholic.... That when Alcohol does its taxes, it claims me as its dependant!"
"whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? There is one less drunk at the wake"
"The police got all the democrat protesters in California to leave last night They gave them participation awards"