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Joke of the Day
"DNA What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA? [Kicked out of the zoo.](/spoiler)"
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"Did you hear about the writer that became a tailor? He had to make an Ernest living, the Hemingway."
"I just left a pregnancy test box in my brother's bathroom to mess with him and his new girlfriend."
"What is it called when the police work overtime? Copper Nitrate."
"There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house."
"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when things get too hot... A Fuck. The word is ""fuck""... honestly, I lead you right to it"
"Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda"
"What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
"Patient: Doctor you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID DIDN'T I YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!"