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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a really shitty nieghbor? Dinkleberry!"
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"I just sat through two hours of Jersey Shore. Apparently the stupid I was born with wasn't stupid enough."
"The best dad jokes are the ones you'll never hear... ...the black ones."
"Pretty typical that a female Asian drove Reddit into a ditch, and now a white man has to dig it out."
"I take it personally when I let a car cut in front of me and then they immediately get into another lane. Come back you are with me now."
"""That's funny"" is a nice way of letting someone know it really wasn't."
"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"
"My friend's wife asked him, if she died tomorrow, when would he start sleeping with other women? He said, ""about three years ago."""
"You know who brings a knife to a gun fight? Cannibals. And also a fork."
"Two atoms are walking down the street... The first atom says ""hey, you just stole my electron!"" The second atom says ""are you sure?"" The first atom says "" yes, i'm positive."""