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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a really shitty nieghbor? Dinkleberry!"
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"How would you call Hitler if he was a musician ? DJ Nocide."
"Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!"
"Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?"
"She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing."
"How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent? She starts her sentance with ""A man once told me"""
"I'll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don't find funny at all They must be laughtose intolerant"
"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."
"Meanwhile back in class... Teacher : How much is a gram? Me: Depends on what you are looking for ... Teacher : GET OUT! NOW! Me: So, did you still need that, or naw?"
"Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00? Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. **EDITED** to make joke more apparent"