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Joke of the Day

"Grandson told me his uncle abused him as an April fools prank. I don't know why he's so upset I didn't fall for it."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"What is a guy who rubs bear toes called? Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!"

"Give me your best ""Your mom..."" joke! Like this: Your mom is so fat she ate the Internet!"

"A girl just broke up with her friend The guy deserved it. He loved her more than anything, but still he treated her really badly. He really was a dick' to her. (addicted to her)"

"What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive"

"Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem."

"*wife opens present* ""You got me the action figure you wanted?"" Ugh if you don't appreciate it then give me it *takes gift and runs to room*"

"One night stand I felt so bad about my one night stand. I think I'll buy another one for the other side of the bed."

"The Indian food market My buddy asked me if I wanted to get lunch with him at the new Indian food market and I said namaste (nah... ima stay)"