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Joke of the Day

"Grandson told me his uncle abused him as an April fools prank. I don't know why he's so upset I didn't fall for it."

"Two pedophiles in the park Two pedophiles sitting on a bench in the park, a 13 year old girl walks by. Says one to the other ""Hey, she really has let herself go over the years, hasn't she?""..."

"How to ride an escalator Step 1."

"Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it."

"What do you call the illegitimate son of a man with a big face? A cheeky bastard."

"Why won't Hillary ever pull out? She's never finished screwing people."

"What do you call a gay cripple? Tomato."

"Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed? With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed"

"Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated? So their skin won't feel so abrucive"

"Two friends meet after a long time. First one: Hey, you have changed a lot. Second: Yes, I just updated my software to latest version."