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Joke of the Day

"One night stand I felt so bad about my one night stand. I think I'll buy another one for the other side of the bed."

"What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !"

"My dog used to chase after people on a bike so I took the bike away from him."

"They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"

"I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection."

"Waddya get if you mix Canadian Club and Southern Comfort? What you most assuredly deserve"

"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Facebook."

"Hey Tuesday, I'm about to go to 2nd base with you. Lube up your boobs."

"Incest! A game for the whole family"

"Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Casanova said:""I saw, I conquered, I came."""