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Joke of the Day

"Give me your best ""Your mom..."" joke! Like this: Your mom is so fat she ate the Internet!"

"Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon"

"My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera."

"Valentine's Day makes me realize how single I really am. But I'm still gonna sleep like a baby knowing I'm not getting cheated on."

"(NSFW) What's the difference between a clever dwarf and a blue waffle? Well one's a cunning runt..."

"If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft... I'll show you Aflat minor."

"Why do they only put expiration DATES on food? It'd be fun as hell if they gave us the exact time too. ""We got 8 minutes to eat this ham!!!"""

"What's the German super hero called? Ale-Man"

"I saw a guy with a belt made out of wrist watches. Thought it was a pretty cool waist of time."

"PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord BRB - Burn Religious Books TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi"