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Joke of the Day

"""HEY ATHLETES WITHOUT MONEY FOR TRAINING FACILITIES OR PROPER UNIFORMS, Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDALS?"" - Indians"

"What comes after Z? A question mark."

"Bobby Flay's sister is pretty big in the dessert game too. Sue Flay."

"""Mom?"" ""Yes?"" ""Are we having seafood for dinner?"" ""No, why?"" ""I heard Dad on the phone."" ""And?"" ""He said that he picked up a case of crabs."""

"Mall walkers: never has anyone taken so seriously something that's so seriously ridiculous."

"A doctor walks into the room and says, "" I have good news and I have bad news"" *""What's the good news?""* ""***I*** don't have cancer"""

"The shoulder belt retractor suddenly locked up this morning and now everyone in my car pool knows my safe word."

"2019: Tumblr blinks offline, satisfied, having completed its mission of collecting all existing TV and film footage as GIF files."

"Dear Adobe, In all the times I've been to the circus I've never seen an Acrobat Reading."

"The Hunger Games is the thinking girls Twilight I don't dislike Hunger Games but everyone over 20 knows this is a joke."