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Joke of the Day

"The shoulder belt retractor suddenly locked up this morning and now everyone in my car pool knows my safe word."

"how to get Rich Stab the motherfucker."

"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling."

"The lights in my house love me... ...because I always turn them on."

"How hard do you need to press someone's boob to ooze out milk ? About tree fiddy."

"When does a non-believer become a dirty kafir infidel? When he leaves the room."

"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff."

"old chinese proverb Man who fart in church, must sit in his on pew."

"Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: Use tomato paste."