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Joke of the Day

"A doctor walks into the room and says, "" I have good news and I have bad news"" *""What's the good news?""* ""***I*** don't have cancer"""

"What do Jews and Snorlax have in common? They always lie"

"Please take your b itching about the weather to Twitter. None of us here goes outside anyway."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?? Yeah, it runs in your jeans..."

"I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work."

"Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he'd gone deaf."

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so."

"What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh? Lesbiyinz."

"Did you know Achilles was a runway model? He was fired because of his walk. He had a problem with heels."

"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."