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Joke of the Day

"The Teen Choice Awards air tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren't allowed to vote."

"I knocked over a horny marine on the motorway the other day. I was driving on the hard soldier."

"Amputees will not find this joke funny: Actually, I'm going to cut this joke short."

"I love spending time with girls.. its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars"

"Damn Reddit, Aren't you tired of this bullshit?"

"What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge?.... ...A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."

"[meeting aboard the ISS space station] Capt: all personnel are-David sit down please Me trying to open a window cos it's stuffy: in a minute"

"My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it."

"We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already"