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Joke of the Day

"Amputees will not find this joke funny: Actually, I'm going to cut this joke short."

"What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about? Dramameme."

"The Average human walks 900miles per year, and drinks 22 gallons of beer, which means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon... Not bad!"

"What I hated the most in Facebook? . . . . . . . See more"

"What's the difference between love and herpes? Herpes last forever."

"Feel free to use the ""or less"" feature of your 140 characters."

"Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers? Because they were stale, matey!"

"98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven't been to prison yet"

"Interns think of God residents pray to God doctors talk to God nurses ARE God."

"When I was a little kid, my dad would swear then say ""Excuse my French"" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand"