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Joke of the Day
"We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already"
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"Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
"What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina? The X-Men"
"What do gay horses eat? HAY HAY HAY!"
"I am not that kind of woman...I""m much worse."
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAINS!"
"Interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name; yet they always seem to remember that they're racist."
"I'm very good at hurdles In fact I hold the personal record"
"A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down... It was a pad bun."
"What's the difference between 69 and 6.9? 6.9 has period."