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Joke of the Day
"god bless the 1st weatherman to dress as danny zuko & plead with sandy"
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"Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words? A: The thesaurus."
"Airline food is getting worse and worse The passengers on the Germanwings flight said it tasted like they were literally eating rocks."
"Why did sally fall of the swing ? She didn't have any arms . Knock-Knock Who's there ? Not Sally !"
"One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that's what my cell mate tells me."
"Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? Because he thought it was a delivery service."
"older man discovers the subreddit showerthoughts one afternoon..... That evening discovers phones is not waterproof."
"I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout... I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality"
"You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."