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Joke of the Day
"Why did sally fall of the swing ? She didn't have any arms . Knock-Knock Who's there ? Not Sally !"
Next Joke
"whenever someone says happy birthday.... all I hear is ""Happy anniversary of the day your face rubbed your moms vagina"""
"I accidentally shot my girlfriend on a hunting trip because I mistook her for a deer in an orange vest drinking a Diet Coke."
"What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist? A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves."
"D.E.L.T.A. Airlines Didn't Even Leave The Airport"
"A science graduate asks the question why? An engineering graduate asks the question how? An arts graduate asks, ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"Whats Red and bad for your Teeth? A brick."
"A black man and a Mexican are in a car , who's driving it ? The Police"
"Just completed a 0.00 mi run - preceded by 11 oreo cookies #RunKeeper"
"Need to build an ark? I Noah guy."