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Joke of the Day

"Airline food is getting worse and worse The passengers on the Germanwings flight said it tasted like they were literally eating rocks."

"A good will gesture . . . A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water."

"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said ""concentrate"" on it!"

"I'm fluent in Morose Code. -Debbie Downers"

"I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to."

"In time, the dust settled, and the dust took a job it hated and married someone it could barely tolerate"

"What do you throw to a drowning banjo player? His mandolin."

"Knock Knock. Who's not there? Not me."

"I bought what I thought was a Burger King But infact it was just a little Wimpy."

"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it!"