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Joke of the Day
"Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words? A: The thesaurus."
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"Twitter Taking the everyday boring shit and putting a much better funny twist on it."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea. I wouldn't pay $300 to let a lentil on my face."
"What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common? nothing"
"What do you call a half gay man? A semicolon."
"What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic"
"Why is school like a boner? It's long and hard...unless you're asian."
"You are no longer what you eat. You are now your browser history."
"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake."
"I asked my husband: How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee? He replied... ...It's hard"