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Joke of the Day

"Watched The Little Mermaid with my girl last night & realized that Aerial could be on an episode of Hoarders. : /"

"What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)? I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational."

"My mum likes mixing drinks But I have no idea why she wanted me to put vodka in cider."

"What tastes great on pie but bad on pussy? Crust"

"Whoever named them ""sugar cookies"" could've tried a little harder."

"They are serving ""Trump Soup"" at the inauguration banquet Stewed Orange and Chickpea"

"My walls are closing in. Crawling in my skin my Cell walls are closing in? HELP!"

"What type of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"

"What do Afghan stoners smoke? Hindu Kush"

"Every morning is the dawn of a new error."