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Joke of the Day
"My mum likes mixing drinks But I have no idea why she wanted me to put vodka in cider."
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"I know 1 really sick joke He has been in the hospital for years."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings in a house fire."
"Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food."
"[first date] me [im a goat]: u gonna eat that dress? date [also a goat]: yes"
"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."
"Maybe if I took my problems to the gym they'd work themselves out."
"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"
"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch."
"Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog."