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Joke of the Day

"(Commercial for noses) *puts bump of cocaine up butt, turns to camera* ""If only there was a better way"""

"What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home? Got high."

"lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake"

"What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common? They are both green and get smoked in bowls!"

"Have you heard about the Roman cannibalism trial? They asked the defendant if he was sorry for his crimes. He said no, he was gladiator."

"The moon isn't bloody anymore... ...guess it was only a short period."

"The fun thing about wigs is when someone complements you on your hair, you can rip it off and say, ""Here. Take it. No, I insist."""

"To impress the guys I told them I was dating an artist. I didn't tell them her preferred medium was sandwiches."

"an elephant never forgets.. so my dick remembers everything. credit goes to Childish gambino."

"Why does the blood bank never make mistakes? Because they're typo negative"