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Joke of the Day

"All the guys in working out photos look like they're straining or in pain, but there's lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy."

"What do you call a gay fascist leader? A Dicktaker"

"Why do Black People only have Nightmares? Cuz we killed the only one with a dream!!! (I'm very sorry, he was a great man whose death should be treated with respect) Happy MLK Day!"

"my signature move is yelling ""where in the fridge?!"" and ""i don't see it!"" until my mom comes and finds the applesauce for me"

"I wasn't sure about having sex with aliens Butt fuck 'et"

"What would bears be without bees? Ears!"

"If you eat enough ice cream your clothes will shrink. Weeeeird."

"Anonymity on the internet allows us to be whatever we want to be, but I'm glad most of us went with ""perverted idiot""."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 2."

"How was I supposed know she was ugly? She had big titties."