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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
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"What did the donut say to the cop? Don't taste me, bro !"
"How do Sesame Street characters reproduce? Big bird's eggs and ABCmen."
"I said I wouldn't go drinking in public again, but here I am waiting for my kids to get out of school."
"Whom the gods would destroy, they first give the WORST leg cramp and you can't even get up fast because the cat is on you."
"Marriage counselling because sometimes your spouse needs to hear from a professional that they're being an ass."
"u mad bro? or just disappointed bro?"
"I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet... ...I just need to learn how to change the polarity."
"Do you want a quick joke? Do you want another one?"
"What's the most popular search engine in Israel? They surf the Net On Yahoo."