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Joke of the Day

"Which bees produce milk? ...The boo-bees!"

"How does a police officer go to the bathroom? Ctrl+C"

"Don't exercise so you can live longer. Exercise so when you're about to die you can think, ""at least I don't have to exercise anymore""."

"Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived? I came early."

"HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!! lol"

"This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade."

"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head."

"Why the hell would I use turn signals? I know where we're going."

"Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship."

"Did you hear the headline abou the lunatic who raped the laundry woman and ran away? ""Nut screws washer and bolts"""