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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular search engine in Israel? They surf the Net On Yahoo."
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"Did you hear Richie Benaud died today? It happened this morning at twooo:twentytoooo"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"
"Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four it would be a chicken sedan."
"Yeah you ladies like bad boys, right? Haha well let me tell you, ladies,, I am bad at basically everything, ;)"
"My friends in Germany were complaining that they couldn't find a good bagel anywhere... well whose fault is that?"
"So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title"
"Just ate a bunch of vegetables instead of cheese. One of my children wasn't even observing me. This is the first sign of insanity, right?"
"Why can't Kimbo Slice beat Mike Tyson? Because he's dead."
"I got into a fight over this stupid dress. It got heated my friend punched me and know I have a big white and gold mark on my eye."