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Joke of the Day

"The AutoZone guy said my battery was out of juice but he didn't say which kind so I'm going with kiwi strawberry."

"A fire breaks out at a 70s themed party. The manager climbs the stage and says... Calm down, we don't want a Panic At the Disco! /r/panicatthedisco"

"One-Liners The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs."

"Why couldn't the fruit get married? They cantaloupe"

"Three Germans were sitting in a bar telling jokes about WWII. They lost it."

"[Dirty] A man goes to a hooker... A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What did you expect for $10? Lobsters ?"""

"when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck"

"Where's the best place to go on the first date? All the way"

"Why don't blind men go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog!"

"We call her Skippy... because she's so easy to spread."