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Joke of the Day
"The man who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."
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"What did the keyboard say to the mouse? stop with the cheesey jokes!"
"I got a job at FedEx OP delivered"
"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down"
"[boxing match] ANNOUNCER: ...and the challenger weighing 8lbs 7oz, Billy ""The Baby"" Sanchez CHAMP: That's a real baby TRAINER: You got this"
"*tweet gets 3 rts* please no autographs"
"[First date] ""So, do you have any pets?"" Yeah, I have a pet crow. He's white. ""You have an albino crow?"" He prefers the term cawcasian."
"Excuse me but I didn't order Hamlet I ordered an omlet"
"What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday? to be alone with his thots"
"What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? Everyone misses Harambe."