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Joke of the Day

"I'm at my most immature when girls misspell ""cologne"" and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells"

"I'm 0C and what is this? Get it? Lol"

"My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I just had to put my foot down."

"Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!"

"My New Year's Resolution 1920x1080"

"You say my obsession with Justin Bieber tore us apart but I say my momma don't like you and she likes everyone."

"I used to be a phone sex worker... until I got hearing aids."

"What did the memory say to the processor? If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!"

"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"

"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."