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Joke of the Day

"I'm at my most immature when girls misspell ""cologne"" and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells"

"So I tried to get my pet kangaroo across the American border... But customs wouldn't let raw meat through."

"Hello?.... Steph? Man: Can I get Steph Curry's number? Operator: 1-800-war-rior Man: I tried that, but it didn't ring"

"You have to admit that if you saw Santa Claus actually coming down the chimney you'd freak the fuck out, presents or no presents."

"""There's no 'u' in 'favorite'"" - coach telling his British son that he prefers his American son"

"What do you call a door only prostitutes use ? Hodor"

"Despite what everyone says, I don't think your mom is a ""dirty pirate whore"". She's actually quite clean for a pirate whore."

"After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole."

"I walked in on my parents having sex last night... Possibly the most awkward 45 minutes of my life..."

"I thought the dryer shrank my clothes.. turns out it was the refrigerator"