201418
Joke of the Day
"I used to be a phone sex worker... until I got hearing aids."
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"I had a friend who was a mushroom He was a fungi."
"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."
"drugs lead to nowhere....but at least its the scenic route"
"Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store? Because they are all looking for their pere"
"Kids are like squaring numbers If they're under 12 just do them in your head."
"Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, ""dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I'm just a shithead."""
"What did Paul McCartney say to John Lennon while going through a swinger phase Got to get you into my wife"
"Shout ""out"" to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
"Damn, ref. Is your phone on vibrate? Because you sure as hell missed that pass interference call on Sherman!"