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Joke of the Day
"What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !"
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"Old meaning of sorry. ""I won't do it again."" New meaning of sorry. ""Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."""
"""Hey, how was that sheep pussy?"" Not Baaaaaaaad"
"What do you call a movie without any Jews in it? Uncut"
"Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning."
"A man walks into a bar . . . He says ""Ow""."
"What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer? The podiatrist bucks up your feet."
"how many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb? one, and nine to stand around and say how they did it at their old job...."
"Girlfriend: No, you hang up... Me: (click)"
"What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !"