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Joke of the Day

"Two Arabs walk into a bar"

"How many confederate flag bearing husbands does it take to beat up their wives? None, she fell down the stairs."

"When I was young I used to poke holes in my parent's condoms so that there could be someone else to do the dishes."

"So I met this hooker who said she'd do anything for ten bucks . Guess who got his yard cut?"

"The Human Centipede review I found it a little tongue-in-cheek... Source: Dad"

"My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on. The bartender says, ""Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"""

"Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke? I don't know you tell me."

"Why do Americans write ""color"" instead of ""colour""? Because fuck ""u"", that's why."

"Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet... it takes a Chinese newborn an extra three hours to make their goddamned shoes."

"What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite."