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Joke of the Day

"Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet... it takes a Chinese newborn an extra three hours to make their goddamned shoes."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today!"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaahh ahhh cough cough"

"Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise."

"Taking my dog on road trips would be more fun if he didn't always insist on driving."

"My friends say im in denial I dont know what theyre talking about. Edit: second version: Ive never even been to Egypt!"

"I parked in a disabled space today... ...and a traffic warden shouted to me, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said ""Tourettes! Now fuck off!"""

"What Do You Call a Girl Who Doesn't Do Kegels? A lazy cunt!"

"Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners"

"I don't like rape jokes... they always feel forced."