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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite."
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"I went through Walmart's self-checkout the other day And damn, the cashier was sexy."
"Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold."
"I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day."
"When live gives you lemons... life is trying to tell you you're leading a sour life."
"TIL that FDR was the first sitting President to travel by airplane Maybe tomorrow I'll learn who the first standing President to travel by airplane was!"
"Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts."
"How to Be a Librarian: 1. studySHHHHH 2. but iSHHHHH 3. eSHHHHHH 4.SHHHHH SHHHHH"
"3 hours until I get to pretend I know how to do 6th grade math homework....."
"Joke. What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? ......Claude!"