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Joke of the Day

"Remember: You can kill someone and wear their skin as a suit, but it's not identity theft until you use their debit card. Be smart about it."

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"I got in a fight with Dwayne Johnson. As I threw the first punch, he turned around on the spot. And that, that is when I knew I'd hit rock bottom."
"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"
"obama canceled the moon exploration program! now we'll never know why it keeps disappearing every month"
"My phone didn't get a ring all day. . Then I forgot I had it in lebron mode."
"Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans."
"Still trying to figure out how to compliment a woman's skin without sounding like I want to wear it"
"When cows jump over barbed wire fences.... there is udder destruction!"
"""I don't know the government, and I'm not giving them any of my coins."" - my 4yo after I explained taxes"
"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."