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Joke of the Day

"She told me to give her 10 inches, and make it hurt... ... so I gave it to her three times, and punched her in the nose."

"Security: Animals aren't allowed in this art gallery, sir. Me: It's my guide dog. Dog: Picasso, born 25/10/1881, was a Spanish painter..."

"I climbed a really tall ladder. Afterwards, I was rung out."

"They say firemen are courageous because they run into burning buildings to get things out. So do black dudes during a riot."

"The guy I hired to kill my rats is amazing I think he's an ex-terminator"

"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."

"People with stick figure families on their car: Oh look how cute we are! Criminals: I'll need 3 rolls of duct tape."

"Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !"

"I met a guy yesterday who told me he worked as a limb stretcher. Turns out the bastard was pulling my leg."

"Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it's made of hide."