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Joke of the Day
"Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web."
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"What's the difference between a Mac user and a PC user Mac users command, PC users control"
"Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is."
"Define Marriage: It's a way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before."
"[MORBID] What do black people and apples have in common? They both look better hanging."
"I just came up with Trump's inauguration drink I call it, ""Make America Smashed Again"" It's a White Russian with pumpkin spice."
"There is no cool way to chase after a ping pong ball."
"The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: ""Got a new joke for you."" NSA: ""Heard it."""
"How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok."
"A man walked into a bar And immediately lost the limbo competition"