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Joke of the Day

"Define Marriage: It's a way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before."

"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"

"I went to a Native American barber, but I wouldn't recommend him. I got an uneven haircut, and Apache shave."

"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"

"Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an ""Oh, honey"""

"""Look at that speed!"" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. ""Hmph!"" snorted the other. ""You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"""

"You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:"

"Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either."

"What are the best funny fake names you know?? I submit - Craven Moorehead"

"Those boots are made for walking? Wow, so are most boots. Give me a call when they're made for castrating antelope or something."