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Joke of the Day

"There is no cool way to chase after a ping pong ball."

"A black man walks into a bar... ...with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender exclaims, ""Wow! How exotic! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" Says the parrot."

"I named my penis ""Che Guevara""... ... because he strikes fast and retracts even faster. ^^^Also ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^funny ^^^beard."

"People often ask me why I'm single and how surprised they are Then after speaking to me for 15 mins they say they can understand why I am"

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia."

"All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now."

"Ellen pao Punchline is in the title whoops"

"if squids were land animals sometimes you'd be walking along and you'd look up and BAM squid in a tree"

"What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban? Dominicans are close, but no cigar"

"What do you call an insect with magical powers? A spelling bee."