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Joke of the Day

"why don't blondes make good cowgirls? they can't keep their calves together"

"Which US President was least guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood."

"What rabbit wears on his back while flying? Eagle"

"Little Willy Was A Chemist Little Willy is no More For what he thought was H20 was H2SO4"

"Sweat pants & Uggs in public says ""and I didn't brush my teeth, either."""

"a disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes"

"What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? You're just going to have to be a little patient."

"Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll? Because he's a C sponge!"

"why was Elsa afraid of Sven? because Sven eight nine! hahahahahahahahaha..."