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Joke of the Day

"Which US President was least guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"What did the cucumber say to the salad? Nothing. (It's a cucumber. (They don't talk.))"

"How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it."

"Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's hard."

"Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of? I'll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear..."

"My dick is so average... It's struggling with student loan debt but doesn't even use it's degree... Or Can handle about 5-6 beers before it's totally useless Or Its like the Toyota corolla of dicks"

"Cracks chemistry joke No reaction"

"3yo: I don't want a walk Me: Come on, it'll be fun braving the elements [An hour later] 3yo: *Very disappointed* Where are the elephants?"

"Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt"

"I've just realised that I've got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat."