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Joke of the Day
"Tried to take a photograph of some fog Mist"
Next Joke
"Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating."
"""FOILED AGAIN!"" --Leftovers"
"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."
"If I had a dollar for every gender that there is... If I had a dollar for every gender that there is, I'd have 2 dollars."
"How do they launch a champagne factory? They throw a boat at it."
"I had a dream where I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. Where the hell is my pillow?"
"Why did the ghost get in the elevator? to raise his spirits"
"I promise to never take you for granted... unless we are shopping for counter tops."
"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3x while carrying me to the car!"