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Joke of the Day

"If there was a championship for the world's biggest loser, Hillary would take second place. Because she can't win anything."

"What is the difference between white teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? White teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."

"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it eh?"

"How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they're going to do is stand around and talk about changing it."

"Hey everyone, my mom's following me on Twitter now, so ixnay on all the eetstway about the ugsdray and exsay and acismray. Thanks"

"Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes? The circus is a cunning array of stunts..."

"Ay girl are you a fire truck? Because your really loud and fucking annoying."

"I used to hate facial hair But then it grew on me"

"It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them."

"You know what they say about guys with small hands... They draw small crowds."